A high profile Hollywood feud has exploded back into the tabloids after Paris Hilton's brother Barron got his rich ass handed to him by Ray LeMoine, possibly at the request of Lindsay Lohan in revenge for showing up at LeMoine's party and talking some smack about Lohan.
So, to make that a bit easier to grasp, the brother of a famous person got beat by the friend of a famous person.
Neither Lindsay Lohan nor Paris Hilton actually hit anybody and probably both teetered off into the night to contemplate their next idiotic flamewar. Meanwhile, the younger Hilton's face looked like the backside of a dog in need of having its glands squeezed, and Ray LeMoine, humanitarian and cultural writer, is probably going to get utterly destroyed in court for this one. He's got a pretty good record when it comes to making it out of sticky situations, such as post-war Iraq, but the last time I checked he wasn't heir to a bajillion dollars and probably doesn't have 50 lawyers.
So, if there is anything to be learned from this story, it might just be, don't defend Lindsay Lohan, and also don't talk shiz about Lindsay Lohan, you might end up in jail or beat the F up. Also, do have a million dollars, that helps. But don't use it to fly to Art Basel and walk around Miami where you'll either get mugged or worse, have to sit through a 19 hour Butoh performance where all the lights are turned off and the audience must remain completely silent. It's enough to make you want to beat a Hilton!
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