Once upon a toilet wall - IDIOMS FOR AN IDIOT

'You can't cry over spilled milk'
my mother always said.
'Life's not a piece of cake'
she hammered in my head!

'That's the way it goes,
' the way the cookie crumbles'
My mother saved her idioms
for my idiotic troubles..

Once upon a toilet wall

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