If Eve hadn't ate that apple, we'd be going out in public in the nude.
We could go to the library in the buff and not get sued.
If Eve hadn't ate that apple, Hugh Hefner would be out of work.
We could visit our neighbors with nothing on and not be called jerks.
Randy Johnson
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-eve-hadn-t-ate-that-apple/
