PLASTIC POPO: DOLL COP - Small Oklahoma Town Fights Crime With Weird Makeout Doll Cop Thing

Law enforcement is no laughing matter. Police are rigorously trained urban soldiers, defending freedom, arresting bad guys, and protecting the American way of life. Unless you live in Ada, Oklahoma. In that case, you don't have enough cops to catch speeders, so you dress up a CPR dummy in a cop uniform and throw it in a patrol car to scare people. That is, until a drunk driver takes it out. Oklahoma: Land of Inadequate Law Enforcement Resources and Super Fun Cop Doll Selfies.