I hate lines
I do confess
so Space seemed fine
(I'd be wait-less)
Perhaps I was too ambitious
orbit off more than I could chew
but a top-level position seemed delicious
here bossing the space station crew
It seems the gravity of the situation.
is now showing its full worth
I might need a different vocation
that's a bit more down to earth.
'Your office will have a great view'
Ha! That promise now seems moot
No necktie, hmm, quite true
but I still have to wear a suit
and there's that little twitch
I always get when I exit the hatch
which becomes a maddening itch
I can never freakin' scratch!
the only thing that keeps me here
(or two perks, you might agree)
is how my secretary's tits appear,
floating in zero-G!
Chuck Audette
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-mistakes-in-becoming-an-astronaut/
