The American Civil Liberties Union has another idea up their butt.
The ACLU claims that Public Restrooms,
Are place where people engage in sexual activity.
Never mind the romantic part of the situation,
Flushing the people out would violate their privacy.
Again how private they can be?
You can imagine all the flushes, the smell,
And auditory sense that your next stall neighbor had a bout with Taco Bell.
You can’t go in to a public restroom with merchandise in Wal-Mart.
If you have to go along I-696 to get your kicks, you would be smart,
To know you are breaking the law.
Cruisin’ for bruisin’ as far as AIDS is concerned,
So to the straight guys in life rather than the crooked ones,
Do not spread your legs in a wide stance in a stall,
Do not talk to your neighbor in a neighborly urinal,
Imagine what germs there would be,
As in a hospital,
We should all take lessons from the Charmin bears,
It is eventually to be crapping outdoors, and the ground to pee.
(1-18-2008)
Joe Rosochacki
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/who-s-stallin-now/
