Pilot Jokes: Phil Perrier Tells Airplane Pilot Jokes! - Stand Up Comedy

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I am one of those rare people who love flying, this is why I love a good pilot joke. Good thing for me, Phil Perrier tells a good pilot joke in this bit. Even though I love a good pilot joke, I do not like when my pilot jokes around. I had a weird experience when I was flying on April fools and the pilot jokes around. He explained to everyone that he was not a real pilot and a joke pilot and did not know how to fly the plane. He said as part of a joke pilot, he had the assistance of an actual pilot...did I mention we had already taken off at this point. Everyone on the plane wanted to kill this pilot, and he thought this joke was hilarious. He thought it was a great jokes pilot would laugh at. I'm sure he told his other pilot friends at the end of the day, and told the jokes pilot joke to all the other pilots and they all got a good laugh. I never want a pilot with a sense of humor. I am sure he thought that he thought that was a funny pilot jokes, but no one else on the plane thought that was a funny pilot jokes. We almost had people jump out the plane trying to get a parachute. Phil Perrier has a lot of material and can tell a lot of jokes about pilot. It's hard to tell jokes about pilot while flying though, you do not want to piss the pilot off with your airplane pilot jokes. Pilots are kind of like the way better version of a bus driver. If you offend them with airplane pilot jokes they may kick you off the plane. I wonder if pilots get assigned by airlines, if so I have a lot of airline pilot jokes. I can tell you which airline has the best pilots, and which ones don't. Here is a secret...the more expensive the ticket, the better the pilot. That was an airline pilot jokes...if you didn't catch that. The people who make the most money tend to treat you guys better. I should have never paid forty bucks for that one trip, that's probably why he told an April fools joke. Anyways, for more hilarious comedy, and to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!