Martha Stewart wants to smoke weed, get freaky with Justin Bieber

Martha Stewart wants Justin Bieber to find a woman who's powerful, rich and famous.

And maybe a lady who can roll an artisanal joint and likes gettin' freaky on 400-thread-count cotton sheets, sold exclusively at Macy's. Maybe, a lady like Ms. Stewart herself.
During Monday's Comedy Central Roast of the Biebs, Stewart made a play for the 21-year-old pop star. They already have the same hairdresser, so he should have no problem tracking down her phone number.

"Like Martha, Martha, Martha. Oooh."