The Simpsons mock 2016 presidential candidates

The Simpsons mock 2016 presidential candidates\r
The Simpsons Imagines An America Where Politicians Sing And Fist Fight\r
Thumping Trump and strangling Sanders: See The Simpsons turn the presidential election into a brutal song-and-dance brawl\r
The Simpsons turned the election into a violent singalong in its new video\r
In The Debateful Eight Marge re-imagines the politicians as fighters\r
Trump and Kasich beat up Cruz while Hillary strangles Sanders with pearls \r
Its like when you have a bad dream, except this is real and will probably ruin your life, says Homer of the real election\r
As if the presidential candidates werent colorful enough, The Simpsons has turned them into all-singing, all-dancing, all-fighting cartoons in its latest video, The Debateful Eight.\r
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I cant take it anymore! yells Marge Simpson after a night spent worrying about the heated presidential debates. Basic manners are gone from politics. What is it with these ding-dongs?\r
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Trying to calm his hyperventilating wife, Homer tells her to imagine a world where all the candidates get along — and thats when things get even worse.\r
At first Marge is able to picture the candidates complementing one another, and even singing How Sweet it is to be Loved By You, as Donald Trump spins around on his head, aided by a pool of grease from his hair.\r
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But when Ted Cruz lets Hillary Clinton fall from his shoulders, all bets are off.\r
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I was perfect but the rest of you morons were flat, says Trump. Flat, or flat broke like your casinos? counters Cruz. \r
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Trump and John Kaisch (wearing a ribbon that says Im the nice one) make short work of him, and then a full-on melee breaks out.\r
Marco Rubio is revealed to be a robot who endlessly spouts the same lines until Trump removes a CD from his back. \r
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Then Jeb Bush (presumably Marge hasnt heard that he suspended his campaign) offers to show The Donald something his mother suggested: a swift kick in the unmentionables.\r
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The Democratic contenders are similarly furious: Hillary starts strangling Bernie Sanders with a pearl necklace, sneering Goldman-Sachs says hello!\r
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Sanders, choking, asks Hillary, if I get elected will you tell me what to do?\r
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And Marge? Shes oddly content, excited to see wholl win.