Do you watch "Dancing With the Stars"? It doesn't count if you're Michael Buckley or work for ABC. I'd never watched the show until tonight, when Steve Wozniak (former Apple co-founder) did the salsa with Karina Smirnoff. He had a leg/hamstring injury, and my wife was watching it while on Facebook. So I took a sneak, and it was like driving past a car accident. I couldn't NOT look. I found myself *seriously conflicted*- I was rooting for the effeminate, talkative, overweight, and geeky but determined and cheery old man. Sure- I was hoping he'd wipe out like any guy... even just a modest spill or fail. But he did the Wozniak Worm and survived the salsa. The judges even gave him a perfect 10. My wife said that's bad, though, because the total possible score is 30. But it's still a ten, right? Shutup- he's married and it's not gay to cheer for him on. Or cruel to hope he falls down on live television after of a leg injury. Dang- I'm entitled to my opinion, right? Well, I had to post this because wifeofnalts promptly returned to Facebook after telling me about her new favorite Comcast commercial (which I just found on YouTube and now I have a really irritating ear worm I hope I shared with you). Sorry- I'm not showing any footage here. I don't need ABC attorneys showing up in my garage before coffee tomorrow. And the end title was from a goofball t-shirt I made. Dare me to wear it in public? Now THAT would be gay. Distributed by Tubemogul.