In the beginning, Adam was chilling in paradise—no stress, no traffic, just him and a bunch of animals he couldn’t talk to. So God made Eve, and Adam was like, “Finally, someone with opinions!” Everything was perfect… until a sneaky snake showed up like a fruit sales rep: “Try this, it’s life-changing!” Eve took a bite, handed it to Adam, and boom—they realized they were naked and invented fashion with leaves. When God asked what happened, Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, and the snake just hissed and dipped. And that’s how humanity started—with bad snacks and even worse excuses.
