Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) - Ripped Apart by Basicc

Just think, the original 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had a box office gross of 10 times its cost to create, the 2014 TMNT didn’t even double its cost to make. It doesn’t matter though does it, they don’t want to make money off the film, they want to make money off the propaganda, and they make money even if everyone hates it, because people have to see it to realize it sucks and because people just want to go to the theaters. What a kick in the face. 125 million-dollar epic disappointment from Columbia Pictures, Paramount Pictures, Nickolodeon Movies, Platinum Dunes, Gama Entertainment, Mednick Productions, and Heavy Metal and directed by the silly Jonathon Liebesman. Of course the CGI is impeccable but the story and characters flat out do not exist.” Basicc… Basicc contends that it is illegal for these production companies or studios to hog distribution lines for their SPAM movies that they make with no consequence of success because they own the distribution lines, if they put something in IMAX, then that’s what plays for all the IMAX viewers, not something else. That’s right, you probably guessed, Basicc is not a paid critic sitting in a studio’s pocket providing pretty little recommendations for the studio to graphically intermixture with its movie poster, trailer and marketing campaign, you get the cold, hard facts from Basicc, and we hope you enjoy the show. This lame 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stars some gifted actors and actresses such as Megan Fox as April O’Neil, Will Arnett as Vernon Fenwick, William Fichtner as Eric Sacks, or Agent Mahone as Basicc refers to him, Tohoru Masamune as Shredder, Whoopi Goldberg as Bernadette Thompson, Abby Elliot as Taylor, and Minae Noji as Shredder’s right hand woman, Karai. TMNT 2014 commentary by Basicc, produced by BetterStream, edited by Joshua Fisher.