Drunk Notre Dame student Brian McCurren arrested after breaking into massage parlor

Notre Dame student Brian McCurren was arrested over the weekend after digging his way into a massage parlor in downtown South Bend, Indiana.

Maineville, Ohio-native was found by authorities passed out in the kitchen of Therapeutic Indulgence on Jefferson Blvd on Sunday morning.

McCurren reportedly made several failed attempts to break into the massage parlor beginning late Saturday night and extending into the wee hours of Sunday, but ultimately achieved success when he used a 100-pound flower pot to break through the front door.

Once inside the porch, the 19-year-old allegedly found a hammer and dug his way through the drywall into the main building instead of breaking the glass door.

McCurren next sprayed fire extinguisher foam everywhere after breaking several items in the main building.
He then made his way to the second floor, warmed up half a box of Hot Pockets in a microwave and began cooking macaroni and cheese in an oven, before passing out soon after eating Drumsticks ice cream cones.

Police arrived at the establishment at around 9:30 a.m. on Sunday and found the student, still lying unconscious, and the macaroni and cheese burned beyond recognition inside the oven.

McCurren has since been charged with burglary, vandalism and underage drinking.